You're obsessed with Twilight when...

[OnceBitten]

So this is just kind of for fun...but basically what you list ways you know you're obsessed with Twilight.

I'll start.

You're obsessed with Twilight when...

-Your parents don't let you talk about Twilight they just say,"Go away with your stupid vampire book."
-You use phrases in your day-to-day life such as, "Dear Jasper," and "Oh my Edward!"
-You smile every time someone mentions vampires.